Yuna Gunner and Tidus Skit.


Yuna is on stage looking around, The Opening Theme is playing in the background . Whistling. Tidus walks on stage. He holds his arms out for Yuna.

Tidus: Yuna! Its really you!

Yuna: *Turns around and looks at Tidus* Tidus?

Tidus: Yes! Yes it’s me! I am Back!

Yuna: *Walks up to Tidus, Tidus has a huge smile, with his arms out* Wipe that smile off your face!

The music cuts short making a ripping sound

Tidus: *drops his hands and gives Yuna a shock look* What?!

Yuna: Don’t you, what me, How dare you just arrive out of no where *pokes Tidus in the chest and Tidus rubs his chest where she has poked* My GOD do you know what I had to go through?!

Tidus: Ummm….

Yuna: *Cuts Tidus short* No, don’t speak *puts her hand up as a stop signal*, I am speaking NOW! *points at Tidus* I had to deal with a hypo active little thing and a Scary, pale emo chick. And Brother…BROTHER, COME ON! *shakes her hands at Tidus and Groans and turns away from Tidus*

Tidus: umm…I’m sorry.

Yuna: *she turns around slowly and glares right at Tidus* YOUR SORRY. YOUR SORRY!!!!!...Oh you don’t know how Sorry you will be *grabs Tidus by the ear* Guess what your doing.

Tidus: A lovely hug and a snuggle maybe…

Yuna: *Pulls his ear harder making Tidus go ‘Ow’* don’t get Fresh with me, Your going to clean all the dress spheres for Rikku, Paine and Myself. Then your going to Listen to the full story of what Me, Rikku and Paine went through. GOT IT! *Yuna begins to drag Tidus across the stage*

Tidus: ummmm..Do I have say?

Yuna: *drags him along and then stops* Do you have a say… *she looks go of his ear and thinks for a second* NO, don’t be stupid! COME ON *pushes he off the stage*

THE END